More Cow Stories

A Singapore Government Corporation

You have two cows.
You set up a Investment Corporation with over a
thousand staff to invest the cows.
Nobody knows how many cows you actually have.


A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu


A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to
you.
You charge others for storing them.


AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You worship them


A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them
You claim full employment and high bovine
productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the
numbers arrested.


A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.


A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Both are mad.


AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don’t know where
they are.
You break for lunch.


A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called
‘Cowkimon’ and market them world-wide.


TRADITIONAL CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.